Nofriendo

No friends as the direct result of playing too many video games.

He just sits around playing Nofriendo all day.

Too much nintendo leads to Nofriendo.

by ninjet June 11, 2006

nofriendo

An electrical item, such as an MP3 player or mobile phone that causes someone to be out of touch with people surrounding them.

There's no point talking to David, he's just picked up his mobile phone. When he's using any nofriendo, he doesn't bother to talk with his friends.

by djSharpy April 25, 2010

no mirror no friends

What someone says when they see a person dressed badly or with a bad haircut. They don't have a mirror to see what they look like or a friend to tell them before they leave their house.

Ralph:OMG! Poor girl. No mirror no friends.

Chris:You're right, that outfit is at least 3 sizes too small

by Raphael5 May 23, 2016

No life No friends only indian discord friends

This is a phrase that you can say too your friends when they do something stupid in fortnite

This guy has No life No friends only indian discord friends

by Ancient Joon April 17, 2021

no friends

A term of somebody that plays Fortnite all day and gay.

guy1- hey what do you do for a living
guy2- i play fortnite and live in my moms basement
guy1- just say you have no friends lest be honest be honest

by random guy7464 February 11, 2022

no friends #sad

no friends is when you don’t have friends sorry ig LMAO

umar:hi

asher:shut up u have no friends #sad IMAGINE LAMO
umar:oh

by heisish June 7, 2022

mutual nonfriends

A term only stupid cunts are allowed to use when they have a penis and don't know what to do with it

According to the cunt, she and Moses are mutual nonfriends because she has a dong.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003