noah

The only name in any language on earth the is universally accepted as the person being a complete waste of space
by Peachytree February 10, 2019
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Noah is pretty gay has a Xbox and gets grounded alot, he is 11 and sucks at fortnite a guy that likes someone name Sarah and he so gay
by qwerty19 May 31, 2019
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by jhdkde March 05, 2020
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the love of katie’s life like wow can you even find someone more perfect? the answer is no. go find urself a noah like mine because i’m 100% positive that a smile will pop on ur face when u see that name pop up on ur phone.

pka loser.
katie: wow have you met noah? he makes my day 100% better 😍😍
by ewitsu March 06, 2019
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he is deffo known to not to be clapped n sad sometimes they don't even have friends because they are so weird and still sleeps with a teddy bear right next to him while he's thinking about his mother he is also a drug dealer and will probably try to link someone up but will fail every time he tries because he's a well know freak
Sophie-is that Noah he's is well clapped
Eddie-i got told he's a drug dealer

Sophie- ew what a tramp
by symlolllllllllll February 20, 2020
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sorry bud but didnt you build the ark
Noah: I am so strong
Devin: yeah i heard you built an ark
Noah:...
Devin: because you couldn't put one in ur girl back

Noah: (trying not to laugh)
by powderdummy March 09, 2022
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noah is NOT tall... he got zero bitches, he plays roblox all fucking day... get a life noah please
noah: did u see the new roblox skin
kid: bro wtf
noah: its a flying chicken... i got 200 xp
kid: did i ask
noah: yea i like that roblox game called "did i ask"
kid: BRUH WTF
noah: do u wanna play some roblox with me... i dont have freinds
kid: oh hell naw, bye
by noah is kinda weird September 04, 2023
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