mr newell 

Typically a nice guy to crack a cold one with on a nice Friday night. Speaks fluent Spanish, English, and Portuguese. Always late to the good memes. Party animal in college. Type to remind the teacher about the homework. Also ¿Donde está la leche?

Zorch had an ice cold brew with mr newell after Johnbot cleaned the windows with his new bottle of windex. Use code ZORCH for 10% off (not sponsored)

mr newell by Allie’s ex boyfriend October 4, 2017

Jamie Newell 

The type of guy to get mugged off by a girl and take a fat L

Girl 1: He’s such a Jamie Newell

Girl 2: Yeah bitch, i know

Jamie Newell by JamesFleet24 February 26, 2020

Newell 

Another word for anal sex.

"Her ass was so perfect that I proceeded to give her the best newell of her life!"

"After I gave her newell, I found, what I thought was smegma on my pecker, but it happened to be fecal cream."

"My dick stinks from giving you newell last night, honey."

Newell by Anewell September 10, 2014

newelly 

A person or thing that looks like a munchkin.

Hey look at that dude his totally a newelly.

newelly by Chris day April 27, 2006

newegg.com/ssd 

In the game Rainbow Six Siege, this phrase may be used in chat to tell that one bitch who takes forever to load in to buy a solid state drive, which don't take as long to load.

*p3n1s69 takes forever to load in*

dickhead420: "newegg.com/ssd"

newegg.com/ssd by ajschlem January 6, 2019

Mr.Newell 

A drama teacher that is a dilf

Omg, did you see the drama teacher Mr.newell he’s such a Dilf

Mr.Newell by Pimpnailslol May 26, 2021

Gabe Newell 

Our true god, lord and saviour. All other gods are lies.

Gabe Newell's gifts upon us is a steam sale.

Gabe Newell by DQCTOR October 12, 2018