Natering

The act of being a jerk.

Yesterday, a man told me I smelt of dog piss and told me to get hit by a truck. He said Jesus never loved me and my mom traded me for a puppy when I was 3 years of age. I suppose he was just natering me.

by MeredithAshleyMewmew January 11, 2008

netering

Loitering on the net. Wasting time on the web.

Netering is causing huge losses to companies, and monitoring tools can be an effective measure to stop that menace.

by Lakhesh Khullar June 9, 2007

Nutterings

The verbal musings of a nutter

if you notice a crazy person spouting nutterings avoid eye contact at all costs.

by Dickie.Suzuki January 13, 2009

neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

Nateing

To flirt it up with multiple women, sometimes even on the same night.

What are you going to do this Friday?

Well after work I'll probably take a shower and then go nateing around for a few hours at the bar.

by RedBeard1776 June 4, 2015

Nestoring

Making a party or bar look way more fun than it actually is on social media

Damn! Kelly was nestoring again with all of those snapchats of Brick Street bar and grill. She made it look so fun and then we showed up and no one as there.

by Oxfordgal69 April 23, 2018

eatering

eating

i am eatering

by awertg May 7, 2019