Names section of the Urban Dictionary

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I'M TIRED OF PEOPLE MAKING THEIR OWN NAMES MEAN SOMETHING ON THIS WEBSITE!! HOW BAD DO YOUR LIVES HAVE TO BE FOR YOU TO REACH A POINT WHERE YOU DON'T FEEL LOVED ENOUGH? DO YOU REALLY THINK OTHER PEOPLE NEED TO GIVE YOU ATTENTION WHEN YOU DON'T NEED IT?!? THE PEOPLE WHO DO THAT ARE SELF-ABSORBED FUCKS WHO DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIVES OF OTHERS AND WANT TO FEEL APPRECIATED WHEN YOU ALREADY ARE!! YOOOUUU MATTER!!!!!!!!!!! SO STOP BEING ON YOUR STUPID COMPUTER AND GO OUT AND HELP SOMEONE ELSE FOR A CHANGE!!!

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I hate when people search for the Names section of the Urban Dictionary

by Lauretta Rose June 13, 2016

Naomi Zainal is a famous name urban dictionary

Naomi Zainal is a famous name urban dictionary

Naomi Zainal is a famous name urban dictionary

by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.

writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.

by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off

People who look up there name on urban dictionary looking for something like Josh-nice, funny, cool, huge dick and hot af. They post it on there story to show people that there's more then one perso in the fucking world with the same name as then and decided to write a paragraph about it....

No one gives a fuck about what your name is on urban dictionary so fuck off Something your would say to your friends on your annoying Snapchat feed that won't stop posting there dumbass names. or a answer to your annoying friends whom post this shit on there snapchats when no one gives a fuck

by Christivn March 27, 2017

names on Urban Dictionary

wtf the fact that ppl write names on urban dictionary and make them names feel like a literal ruler of the universe is so bad I don't even know how they are allowed, probably narcissism at its worst I think
also they write pointless paragraph(s) containing 5,000 words just to prove that the person having the name is a superior being. what's wrong with you people?

A: Bro look at this definition of Sally!
B: wtf people do that on urban dictionaryy LITERALLY WRITING PPL'S PERSONALITY BASED ON THEIR NAMES ON URBAN DICTIONARY? what a weirdo
A: IM SALLY AND I CAN CONFIRM IM THE BEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! I AM BEAUTIFUL, SUPERIOR, THE BEST, STUNNING AND AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!! THE BEST AT THIS POINT! SHUTU UP

by AnyaForger May 9, 2022

Person names on urban dictionary

Usually some random incest born motherfucks that name those, for example I can just search up ELA as in English language arts (The worst subject in school ain't nobody writing poems in a 9 to 5) and I just sees those shitass making like "ela is the best person you can ever meet" like bitch syfm💔

MaliciousMason: lets search up ELA because ts haiku shit so dry I cant
MaliciousMason: WHY IS THIS A PERSON NAME FUCK OFF
MaliciousMason: these person names on urban dictionary sucks ass wtf

by VariableTeaMcbe September 4, 2025

Any name in urban dictionary

Any name in urban dictionary is made by someone who will lick the asshole of someone that name but will never actually ask them out because they’re a beta cuck

Any name in urban dictionary goes like this. Ex: michael “michael is a tall blond who will always love and cherish you. I want his big dick inside of me so I can ride it all night long uwu”

by Magnitude and Direction September 30, 2022