mystreet

the most depressing MC role-play to every exist

me: did you see the new mystreet episode
friend: no, don't spoil it
me: nearly everyone died
friend: wait what

by KillerRabbit_FLESHWOUND! April 8, 2019

mysterious mysteries

From Invader Zim, Mysterious Mysteries is the show that Dib watches constantly.

Dib: Mysterious Mysteries is on!
Gaz: Why do you have a head?

or

Dib: i finally got pictures of Zim without his disguise, Im sending them to Mysterious Mysteries and then the whole world will know the truth!

by Invader Alice March 9, 2008

Mystery Chip!

A chip that has been licked and then put back in the packet

Matt: MYSTERY CHIP!
Brad: That's fucking gross

by BradPike February 21, 2009

mysteriousity

having, or relating to, mystery; a measure of mysteriousness

I like having a pen pal, because the mysteriousity of being anonymous is very fun and enjoyable.

by Davide Alejandro August 12, 2009

mystery squat

When you don’t know if you will shit or fart as you place your ass onto the porcelain throne.

After a certain age, it’s always a mystery squat.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 3, 2019

Mystery meat

Term used in the joint for all meat products. It tasted like shit and no one knew just exactly what animal(s) it came from.

What we havin' for breakfast homes? Shit on a shingle with some mystery meat.

by thesanitycruzer July 19, 2012

mystery piss

The act of urinating in complete darkness while in a bathroom, attempting to locate the toilet or disregarding it completely.

The next time your in the mall, picking up your dad from jail, or at loved one's home enter the bathroom and shut off the lights. Unzip and let it go. That's a mystery piss! You did it!

I took a mystery piss in the RCC bathroom today. The janitor is gonna be so pissed!

by PISSFACELARRY April 24, 2011