Be my personal convenience store

British slang for asking a person to be their prostitute.

Have you ever seen Mira? I asked her to be my personal convenience store and she actually accepted!

Be my personal convenience store by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity 

another way of saying "i need to go pee really bad"

person:i shall unleash a continous stream of pee for i am at my maximum pee storage capacity
person2:ou could instead say "i am gonna go to the toilet" its much shorter

i am at my maximum pee storage capacity by cosmnik July 1, 2021

is my dad back from the grocery store 

my dad said he was going to the grocery to get some milk

he never hasn't back for 8 years

guy: hey siri is my dad back from the grocery store yet
siri: sorry I can not help you with that
guy: fucking piece of apple garbage

is my dad back from the grocery store by SHINOBI EXE March 16, 2020