an exclamation used to express a great amount of distress, depression, frustration, etc.
you say it when shit sucks.
tara-lee: grandma died earlier today.
spencer: how'd she die?
tara-lee: she got a bad batch of crack.
spencer: oh balls fuck my life.
by whaddup tara-lee September 6, 2008
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What someone says when they want to know why their life is hell.

what did you expect?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS MY LIFE FUCKING HELL?!?!??!?!?!?
by uh..... wat April 15, 2021
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When somebody does ignorant shit, or doesn’t listen to you when you tell them the right thing to do.
by marvshub June 25, 2021
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you probably looked this up because your life is messed up, dont worry im not like the inspirational speakers that try to motivate you...

GET THE F**K UP AND FINISH THOSE ESSAYS THAT ARE DUE AT 12:59!!
mom: go do your homework
me: fuck my life
by - A Wise Wizard June 1, 2022
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When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours
You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense
by Seaserpant June 5, 2022
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something that shouldnt exist
bob: my fucking life sucks ass
bill: can i fix that?
bob: ok
bill shoots bob with an ak-47
by neverstopwinning March 15, 2022
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