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Term used to describe a man that one has had sex with and may have partaken in the making of children. Commonly used on more than one man, causing emotional torment for the children.
Woman: Ted is the father of my children
Talk Show Host: Ted is not the father
Woman: D'Andre is the father of my children
TSH: D'Andre is not the father
Woman: Erik is the father of my children
TSH: Erik is not the father
by Heather May 18, 2003
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This line is said after almost every death of one of pewd’s pets.
“JOERGEN- NOoOoOoOoOo !!”
“He was like a father to me, I loved him like my son.”
by zenissushi August 23, 2019
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It's a more 'pure' and 'innocent' version of saying "choke me, daddy"
It's kind of like a chocking kink
"please restrict my airflow, father....PLeAsE!!!!"
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Playfully and flirtatiously annoy someone to a point when (even though they're angry and aggravated) they hate to love you and can't get enough of you.
" - This guy really ruffled my feathers!

- What a dick!
- I know, right! But he's sooo cute!"
by cocky_luke July 15, 2014
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