out of my ear kid

When someone says something you don't want to hear because it is annoying, false, or plain stupid. This phrase was first coined by Fortnite extraordinaire "phung."

Phung: Out of my ear kid
Tezza: sorry bro, I'll stop being wrong and annoying as fuck

by not phung February 11, 2020

step on my neck kids

brooke lynn hytes likes to use this phrase a lot. what a legend

amelia: i’m so sorry brooke-

brooke: step on my neck kids
kirsten: oh my god

by scarletenvyrunning May 8, 2019

please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

When a person thinks you're so awfrible that hate just doesn't cut it.

@chaos_control on twitter: insert bad take here
random gdtwt guy: please break my back and have my kids you sexy ass bitch

by MindLockAERO October 29, 2021

My space ripped kid

My space ripped kids are basically teenagers usally between the ages of 13-17 that think there "ripped" or "buff" from having low body fat thus giving them a pothetic "six pack" that is only due to malnutrition. They generally have forearms no bigger than 5" inches and have no muscle tone at all. They are often in emo, skater boy and weird kid group. These idiots think there "six pack" gives them a right to take excess pictures of themselfs shirtless and post it on myspace/facebook. Total tools. often found on body building websites either trying to show off there "six packs" or asking on advice to get bigger biceps but not actually wanting to be really in shape.

1. My space ripped kid: I'm so sexy I have t3h six pax0rz!!!1

Real athlete: stfu you fucking tool and go back to puking in a toilet you emo skater prick
2. *body building looks at my space ripped kids profile* GET THE FUCK OFF MY INTERNETZ.

by Sexybeast293 July 6, 2009

You're kidding my ass cheeks

Dying due to some bullshit from the other team or the game itself

*gets hip fired head shot through a wall*
"YOU'RE KIDDING MY ASS CHEEKS*

by Dondo March 18, 2020

You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!

When something happens and it makes such little sense that a little kid running up to you and pulling your pants down seems more logical.

Jeff - "Hey Tom, did you hear that billy is going out with your ex?"
Tom - "You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!"

by Ican'tbeleiveitsnotOXYCLEAN November 7, 2009

The money should be going to my kids

Hey, fuck your kids. The money shouldn't be going to them because I don't want my life to be waste by retarded ingrates. And no AI either.

Hym "Stole."

A fucking retard "The money SHOULD be going to my kids."

Hym "Your kids didn't do anything that result in the generation of the money and/or property. They just sat there like lumps of meat... Fuckable meat. If I steal your gun... And use it on your kids... Did YOU shoot them or did I shoot them? Now... Who's gun was it? You stole my gun. And you shot your own kids with it... And their corpses explode into a cloud of money... And then you looked down at the gun and realized... 'Oh wait that's MY gun...' And then you cried and you kissed and you moaned and your screamed and now you are stealing my wallet and enslaving and torturing me. I didn't even steal it from you! You had it pointed at my head for YEARS and then your dropped it... I picked it up and waved it around. You grabbed it back and tried to shoot me with it and I told you that thing was dangerous. And now you're taking my wallet (totally unrelated to the gun thing) and now you're back to pointing the gun at my head."

by Hym Iam June 11, 2025