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My baby doofus

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A dumb dog who hose doof and is my baby doofus but a dumb girl stole her
The dumb Samantha stole my baby doofus
by Pato_duck July 17, 2021
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Thank you for being the reason why I smile just remember no matter what happens I'm always gonna be here for you and no matter what arguments or what problems we face nobody can make me feel the way you do your not just anybody your my other half, my world, no matter what happens nothing can separate us and people are gonna hate but in the end it's me and you against the world. I love you bub.
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my baby wants

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to describe what you are hungry for (usually junk food) as if they were cravings induced by a fictional pregnancy
"salad for lunch?"

"nope, my baby wants KFC"
by miss hatt December 9, 2008
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My Baby Doggie

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U besint touch my baby doggie!
by epearman1 March 19, 2008
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my baby got back

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Elated! Surfer dude who took his surfboard for ding repair and got it back in his possession.
Melvin walks in the house with his recently repaired surfboard, "my baby got back!"
by Davey Didoe April 17, 2021
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My baby trey

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Hottest mans you’ll ever know you wish you got him before I did bitch 🤪🤪 kind sweet big dick perfect mans 10/10 but I can’t recommend
by colt452zigzags May 21, 2021
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A Cougar Ate My Baby

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is when your child has relations with an older woman(aka cougar).
women 1- I saw your son making out with an older woman.
women 2- oh no a cougar ate my baby!!!
by susan6 June 20, 2011
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