Mustard Mustache

To squirt mustard between someone's upper lip and nose while they are passed out. The final result creates the effect of a yellow mustache.

What an idiot! Ashley passed out on the couch again! Get the mustard! She's getting the worst mustard mustache yet!

by DaveyCrockett June 14, 2009

Drawing on a Mustache

When a beautiful woman alters her face in a cute, goofy or otherwise wacky way by "pulling a face" (crossing her eyes, sticking out her tongue, waggling her ears, etc). Sometimes it's an awkward moment. Sometimes it's a romantic moment. sometimes it's both. Regardless, it's adorable.

Although it can momentarily interfere with her attractiveness, it does not in any way diminish it. In many ways it may even accentuate it. Thank you to Esky.

Jack: "hey babe - you're looking hot today."
Jill: "...Bllpffft" (pulls a face - drawing on a mustache)
Jack: “such a babe.”

by Raspberry Jam October 6, 2009

musichead

Someone who is an avid music listener. They listen to music ALL the time, and usually are the type of people who know about the latest music. Also they are always trying to put you on a new artist, etc. They also just don't listen to music, they know why the artist wrote the song, what it means, etc. They also are somewhat of a music critic too. It started in Baltimore, vice versa the meaning for sneakerhead. I thought if sneaker lovers had a word & definition, then so should music lovers !

Steve: Did you hear Kendrick Lamar's Section.80?
Diana: No, I don't even know who that is!
Steve: Well you should!!!
Diana: Steve, your such a musichead!

by KiddGabster January 11, 2012

Girl mustache

She has some bomb pussy!

“She has a girl mustache, you know what that means.... SHE GOT THAT DROP!”

by GirlPowerLese August 22, 2019

Just Some Guy Without A Mustache

Just some guy without a mustache who hasn't seen sunlight or had friends in several years.

@Just Some Guy Without A Mustache Why tf are you everywhere?!

by supremejuiceman September 23, 2021

mustache_izuku

A MHA content creator named mustache_izuku.(my favorite creator.🙄 obviously)

mustache_izuku Loves Izuku Midoriay, as well as me.

by Finn._.bunny June 1, 2021

desperado mustache

a mustache that goes down to your jawline, made famous by outlaws in the wild west. only to be worn by catfish, champions, and all around badasses like hulk hogan.

I wouldnt fuck with that guy cuz he has a desperado mustache

by Brian Dennehey January 24, 2007