mumfriend

The acting of having a girlfriend who is clearly your mother in disguise. But it's a poor disguise because everyone can we the resemblance

Damn that boy has quite the mumfriend

by Amy Lase April 2, 2015

Mumford and Sons

A band that makes the most beautiful music ever written/sang. It is said that it is the music of heaven. It can be the solution to any problem, feud, or war.

Every war can we ended and resolved just by playing Mumford and Sons. If you are having an argument with someone, all you have so say is "Mumford and Sons", and all will be resolved and fixed again.

by McGrotes December 17, 2011

mumford

A Mumord is usually a severely underweight yet tall male with no sense of style or personal hygiene.

Usually stinking of shit or last week’s laundry, a Mumford will often lean over you causing much discomfort.

A Mumford's worst trait is thinking they are a 'know it all' when they in fact have very little knowledge or sense whatsoever. The Mumfords life is proof of this.

A Mumford will cause an argument at every opportunity and put other people down and grass on people to try and crawl ahead in life.

see also: cretin & grasser

1. "Don't be such a mumford, go home and have a bath!"

2. "I don't wanna be a mumford but im going to have to grass on him"

by mummfy December 23, 2009

Mumblr

A community of mothers on Tumblr. They think they are better than everyone else because they post pictures of their children on the internet. In a way, it makes up for their shitty parenting due to blogging all day. They are horrible people with (most of the time) horrible grammar. They have absolutely no logic. They prey on new mothers and like to point out flaws when they have so many themselves.

Charlie: "Do you know any Mumblrs?"
Stephanie: "Hell no, those bitches are stupid."

by AvidTumblrUserrrrr October 14, 2012

Mumford and Sons

The composers of one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard: Learn Me Right/Not with Haste, one of the soundtracks from Pixar's Brave movie.

"We will run and scream
You will dance with me
We'll fulfill our dreams
And we'll be free

We will be who we are
And they'll heal our scars
Sadness will be far away"

Mumford and Sons

by cg1212 December 29, 2012

Mumford and Sons

A band who's name sounds like "White boy shit."

Guy: "What's the name of the band tonight?"

Crew Member: "Mumford and Sons"

Guy: "That sounds like White boy shit."

by DancingDolphins August 12, 2011

Mumfortable

To be relaxing and comfortable while listening to Mumford and Sons, most usually with a beverage.

He looked really mumfortable while handing out on the pier listening to Mumford and Sons.

by Fun123 June 25, 2016