Muffie

The combination of a cookie and a muffin

The muffie recipe won first place at the food fair

by natalienovak March 9, 2015

Muffy

Fishy, smelly, gross, nauseous odor of a woman's genitals/vagina

She moved out her dorm last weekend, and there is still this muffy stench in the room!

Last night I just couldn't have sex with this girl because of that muffy smell. Smelled like she went to the gym all week with the same underwear!

by Dementis11 September 14, 2010

Muffy

A slang term for a homosexual of diminutive stature, who usually is out of shape and bald. Most muffys have what is known as a "muffin top". Can usually be found in the company of small hairy creatures known as cockmonsters.

Justin: man Hugh is turning into a muffy.

Nate: yeah I saw him driving a cockmonster around the other day.

Justin: that's all the proof I need.

snitch queer homosexual butt pirate

by Me72476 June 9, 2011

muffys

The fluffy, foam-like covers on headphones.
(Also spelled as "muffies")

"Aw, my muffy tore."
"These muffys makes my ears itch."

by Cassie Thompson September 1, 2008

Muffy

A unit of measurement; one muffy is 10 pounds.

A 10 pound orange cat residing in Harlem, NY.

The dog weighs 3 muffy.

by Pumpkin619 June 1, 2018

Muffy

A slang term for your car's muffler

I think the muffy's blown on my CRENTLEY 300

by Bucklet 911 May 27, 2019

Muffy

When it's overly warm/hot either indoors or outside. Sometimes brought on by wearing to many layers. Can even be used in hot tub/sauna like situations when you actually knew it would be hot before you went in. Sometimes like actually being trapped inside a giant muff

Guy1:"Fookin hell it's well muffy in here - can't you open a window?"
Guy2:"I did but its muffy outside too!"
Guy1:"I think i may die from the muffyness!"

by McBevan April 14, 2009