by veryveryverygay May 26, 2022
Get the move in together mug.A Total Carnegie Mellon University Move ("Total CMU Move," or "TCMUM"), defined as prefacing an uber-intelligent question or statement with something to the effect of, "I know this is a dumb question," or, "This is probably the stupidest thing you'll hear today," as some subtly patronizing way of letting everyone around you know you're smarter than them -- as though it were an utterance so far below the usual standards of your stunning intellect that you have to apologize for it.
Pierre de Fermat: "So I have this equation here, it's kinda hard to solve... But it goes something like this, a^n + b^n = c^n..."
Student: "Uh, Professor Fermat, excuse me for sounding like a total idiot asking something as basic this, but it appears to me that no three positive integers a, b, and c can satisfy that equation for any integer value of 'n' greater than two. Or am I just like way off here?"
Everyone thinking in unison: "Total CMU Move, dude."
Student: "Uh, Professor Fermat, excuse me for sounding like a total idiot asking something as basic this, but it appears to me that no three positive integers a, b, and c can satisfy that equation for any integer value of 'n' greater than two. Or am I just like way off here?"
Everyone thinking in unison: "Total CMU Move, dude."
by deltachild7 September 23, 2013
Get the Total CMU Move mug.To act in a brash and thoughtless or tactless manner while completely disregarding the well-being of others. To be self-promoting AND self-assertive while downplaying the accomplishments and achievements of friends and loved-ones.
John: "Hey Kevin! Jessica and I got engaged this morning!"
Kevin: Oh uhhh Congrats? You realize that whole wedding thing is expensive as shit bro, not to mention the mortgage you took out to pay for that ring!
John: That was a Total Sweat Move Bro...TSM...
Kevin: Oh uhhh Congrats? You realize that whole wedding thing is expensive as shit bro, not to mention the mortgage you took out to pay for that ring!
John: That was a Total Sweat Move Bro...TSM...
by DJFriezie February 27, 2014
Get the Total Sweat Move mug.when someone does something that could cause them to be classified as a tool. This could mean doing something just because it's 'cool' and/or because someone told them to and/or because that's what everyone else is doing.
"Why would you go to the midnight premiere of Twilight when you can just see it the next day at a reasonable hour? What a tool move."
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