moustache salt

The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.

Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!

by FunkInUrBunt July 14, 2018

Papa's Mustache

Beyond the realm of critique - the highest standard of perfection or excellence.

Oh man, ante up suckers! This poker hand is Papa's Mustache!

by zachfree December 21, 2010

Santorum's Mustache

The act of felching Santorum from your lovers anus, then drawing a Mustache with the felching straw dripings you have not consumed.

Mitt gave Rick a Santorum's mustache with his crazy straw after reached the end of his felching session.

by Dickless Santorum July 31, 2012

tim allen's mustasche

Sland term meaning Cocaine.

We wen't to buy some Tim Allen's mustasche from the drug dealer.

by D Sting August 8, 2006

fowler's mustache

Progressive rock band named after the local legend "Ron Burgandy" like chief meteorologist Rob Fowler from Charleston, SC.

Last night we took a ride on Fowler's Mustache, it was the "tits".

Last night we saw fowlers mustache it was real ticklish.

by Yagsifoot June 20, 2010

Caught in Rallan's Mustache

To have to listen to someone ramble on and on, absolutely dominating the conversation, and leaving you with no room to participate in or exit the conversation.

Boss: Why are you late?!

Employee: Sorry, I was on my way but I got caught in Rallan's Mustache.

by Yellowstains April 3, 2009

Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.

Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.

by jean anyon July 30, 2008