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People you may encounter when attending spiritual events such as ecstatic dance, yoga, mindfulness, or meditation. A moony could be considered a little loony, disconnected from reality and trying desperately to show up and impress others with their transcendence of your human ability to comprehend their growth and mindfulness. Speaks in English, but it sounds like an alien language and they mostly say nothing sounding like a word salad. They speak at you, not with you and try to impress upon you how tough their story and magical growth has been as they have now achieved deep enlightenment and an understanding of the world that you simply cannot comprehend. In fact their understanding is so powerful they will speak with such authority while pretending to be but mere humble travelers on the journey while moonsplaining to you how you should perceive and feel the world.
I met a real moony at ecstatic dance last night.
I can't be a voice actor anymore, I can't be a voice actor anymore!!
Teacher: Hey Moony are you doing ok?

Moony: I can't be a voice actor anymore, I can't be a voice actor anymore!!!
Moony by Notch Einstein July 26, 2025

Moony Toast 

A nice breakfast to make your Doc-Martens-wearing, Oscar-Wilde-reading, 70s-music-listening, Taylor-Swift-stanning, probably-queer friend.

It's a type of breakfast that Remus Lupin, a member of the Marauders (from Harry Potter) makes for himself at Hogwarts in the extremely popular All the young dudes fanfic by the brilliant MsKingBean89 on AO3.

It consists of a crunchy piece of toast that is divided in four equal pieces. On each of the four pieces there is a different breakfast spread; marmalade, jam, lemon curd and butter.
Person A: I feel like eating a magical, gay wizard breakfast today.
Person B: Moony toast today, then.

_moony.and.pads_ 

a tiktok account that talks about dead wizards.
_moony.and.pads_ is gay and so am i

moony ian moony

small crazed commy why mumbles ina low tone.
if youre lookin for moony ian moony
moony ian moony by Rob Lucas May 12, 2003

_moony.and.pads_ 

an amazing tiktok account talking about dead wizards
_moony.and.pads_ is gay and so am i