moonman

mix seamon with a glowstick on a girls face to make her glow

i gave that girl a moonman last week and shes still glowing

by pether August 19, 2007

moonface

When someone passes out (or it could happen during kinky sex, you decide) and someone else (usually of the opposite sex) bends over and takes an enormous crap on the persons face while simultaneously rubbing their ass cheeks into it, creating a sludgy pool of human feces all over the persons face.

"Yo, Dean, what did you do with your new girlfriend last night?"

"Rob, I moonfaced that bitch!!"

by Stuntz March 16, 2008

moonman

a freakish looking person with an abnormally large body part.

did you see paul's huge chin? he is such a moonman!

by ashleyyynelson March 20, 2008

moonface

Jessies steroid face with chickenpock craters.

"Jessie, your face is very fat and round today, you must have moonface."

by yessica! yallen! April 22, 2004

moonman

A Friendly cat-fucker who frequents www.zeropaid.com

We love 'em anyway. :)

God damn it MoonMan, STOP fucking fluffy, her ass is bleeding!

by Spooner July 8, 2003

moonman

Meow?

Example MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Ken17625 September 10, 2003

moonman

It's rude and offensive but the primary definition of 2017 is: Fucking Idiot

It's like saying there's nothing in your head except a great rock like, well... the MOON!

Jonny: Question 3 was like the easiest question on the test, what did you put?
Jimmy: 7
Jonny: WTF 2+2=4 you complete MOONMAN! You be gettin U's in your maths

by mynamesme January 10, 2017