Moonbear

A tactic of conversational diversion intended to derail another person's train of thought from a larger impending matter. Derived from a "Whitest Kids U Know" sketch in which a White House Press Secretary holds a conference revealing the US Moon Base and it's bear problem in an effort to distract the press from the US invasion of Iran.

"Yeah, I was asking Jeff about why he broke up with his girlfriend, but he just pulled a moonbear on me and started talking about his car."

by mr.soze December 23, 2008

moonbean

When you have someone in your clayss named Yoonsu, and there is a kid at your school named Sungbeen, and Asian names are too hard to say, and now Yoonsu's name is Moonbean

Sungbeen: My names is Sungbeen

Adam: What's your name

Moonbean: My name is Yoonsu

Adam: We can call you Moonbean

by muster buster June 3, 2018

moonbeamer

A person who believes that Britain leaving the European Union will lead to the country having more immigration and free trade

Sally: "Did you hear Boris Johnson saying he was pro-Brexit AND pro-freedom of movement?"
Jimmy: "Yeah...he's a real moonbeamer"

by YellarMail May 16, 2017

Moonbeams

An exclamation used when something is completely unbelievable or nonsense.

Marta: Did you hear that the president outlawed breathing?

Alexis: That's moonbeams!

by KerryF June 18, 2020

Moonbeamz

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#ALOHA ~ #CYB3RNINJA 🖤🥷🏿🤙🏿

dbag #1: damn dawg u c dat Moonbeamz chick’z OnlyFanz?

dbag #2: nah dog, I’m a gay tranny faggot, I do not watch trash like that. #IDODONTLIKEUNLIKEGR33N3GGZANDHAM

🦓🦓🐆

by #BLANKA February 21, 2023

Moonbeamism

A religion dedicated to worshipping the king Benny (Benson) Boone and his wonderful lyricism, specifically displayed in his 2025 hit single, ‘Mystical Magical’.

‘Oh, I heard you turned to a new religion? What’s it called?’
‘Yeah - It’s called Moonbeamism!’

by Bensonbooner June 3, 2025

Moonbeams

Moonbeams refers to a woman who wears hot pants, Daisy Dukes, or short shorts. When she walks, her tan lines pop in and out of her Daisy Dukes, hot pants, or short shorts, exposing the untanned areas of her butt, a form of mooning also known more specifically as moon beams.

Her moonbeams are dancin' as she is prancin'. Her moonbeams are poppin' out.

by CyberBub August 10, 2025