monkey wrench

Two cups of coffee (with enough milk/cream to make it easy to drink quickly), followed immediately by two shots of Bushmills Irish Whiskey (with a teaspoon of black pepper in each shot).

Thought to cure the common cold.

Al: *speaking with a badly congested voice* Ugh.... Sheeyit, man, I got an exam in two hours...

Ben: *proffering coffee and whiskey* Here, man, do a monkey wrench. It'll get you through your exam, that's for damn sure.

*Al drinks the monkey wrench, and happily marches off to face his calculus exam with a fire in his belly casting a mellow glow onto his brain*

by Gyre March 25, 2008

Monkey Wrench with a twist

Where a girl pulls your junk between your legs and blows you from behind then sneezes.

Man i got a monkey wrench with a twist from her!

by icemann79 July 3, 2011

Monkey Wrench Pussy

A Woman With A Tight Pussy That Can Contract her kagle Muscles On Command While Having Sex, And Not During Orgasms Which Is Continuous!!!!

1. Girl,!!!! I'm In Love Wit Dat Monkey Wrench Pussy Between Ya Legs

2. That Girl Got A Monkey Wrench Pussy On Her!!!!

by YungSavage8732 November 20, 2010

Left-handed monkey wrench

A fictitious tool. A monkey wrench has no left-handed or right-handed versions. Often used as a practical joke, i.e. telling someone to find a left-handed monkey wrench for you.

"Hey, will you go find me a left-handed monkey wrench? I need to fix this pipe."

by Fictitious Plumber January 30, 2012

swedish monkey wrench

Flicking the bean with your thumb

My fingers got cramped so I had to give her the ol Swedish Monkey Wrench

by L-Boogyyyy June 26, 2018

Fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench

Its just an exclamtion..either of surprise, horror, disgust, dismay...

Person 1: still another forty minutes of this boring lesson

Person 2: Aaah..fuck me sideways with a monkey wrench!

by The Wild Child January 4, 2008

Threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks

This is when something is running smoothly like the gears in a clock,but then asshole has to but in with his/her two cents and fuck everything up. The worthless opinion of this tool is like taking a monkey wrench and jammin it all up in the gears of your otherwise smooth running machine.

Everything for the party was going just as planned, until that asshole got all drunk and threw a monkey wrench into the clockworks.

by TV CAR March 26, 2010