Can happen at almost anytime, but is best when the fuckee is bending over, I.E. to tie shoe, ect. The monkey Fucker will jump on the fuckees back and either ride or teabag the fuckee. It can be done girl to girl or guy to guy or girl to guy or guy to girl without being homo or lezzy at all.
1 "Dude, Jose was tieing his shoe and Joe jumped on his back and started teabagging him!"
2 "Yah, Jose totally got monkey fucked!"
2 "Yah, Jose totally got monkey fucked!"
by bruddah-C January 7, 2010
Get the Monkey Fuckmug. by brons December 30, 2007
Get the monkey fuckedmug. by Pee Wee May 1, 2003
Get the Monkey Fuckmug. by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022
Get the Monkey Fuckmug. *Really* sucking. Really being bad, beyond words. Usually applied to old, (S)NES video games but can also be used when sucking at doing something.
by avgn_fan42 September 4, 2010
Get the sucks monkey fucksmug. Someone who constantly repeats the same lame joke they've already told you 3,000 million times before, expecting that the 3,001 millionth time you're bound to laugh.
Retarded Monkey Fuck: Hey, what's brown and sticky?
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
Other Guy: I don't know, jackass. Why don't you tell me?
Retarded Monkey Fuck: A stick! Haha!
Other Guy: I'm so glad I have zoloft...
by Gerbilweebies April 29, 2005
Get the retarded monkey fuckmug. The first time I ever heard this saying was on a construction site where I continued to hear it quite regularly. Basically it means fucking something up. Trying to do something that may require a little bit of skill,experience or coordination and fumbling around with it and not getting it right. Picture a monkey all excited trying to get a hold of a football so he could hump it.
by Mr Gianormanutz February 12, 2009
Get the a monkey fucking a footballmug.