Terd Mongler

One that steals terds and or eats them

My dogs, eat their terds in the yard, therefore, I call them Terd Monglers!

by Ruffcat March 8, 2004

queef mongler

When Kathy Nguyen queefs on pedestrians or random people unexpectedly.

Oh wtf! Quit being a queef mongler, you're not Kathy!

I was at school and Julie came up to me and did a total Queef Mongler move on me!

by TrueDATsir May 25, 2009

crotch mongler

a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it

Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler

by Joe Fuji June 17, 2007

cock mongler

A cock mongler is someone who can not get enough of cock. When sucking it they will slap it on their face and rub it on every other part of their body within range of the cock.

I dont think head will ever be the same. I met the girl of my dreams a true cock mongler.

by yofaceyo October 16, 2006

choad mongler

1) Two men that are gay with one another and enjoy one anothers choad.

2) A man that enjoys playing with a choad.

1) My boyfriend and I are choad monglers together.

2) Don't be mean to me because im a choad mongler and like to play with his little choad.

by austin nigger lips February 24, 2008

ass mongler

one who enjoys the juice from the brown eye

by tobias December 6, 2002

putt mongler

Someone who gets mad playing golf because they are about to lose a bet ,and call rules on their friend when the never play officially.putt mongeling is the most low down someone can go.most common names for a putt mongeler include -carter trantham,and that's all...

I always get a putt mongler on my team it's utter bull shit.

by Clark Kents distant relative August 2, 2017