monger

One who makes love to a corpse and then consumes the excriments from the dead body.
is that a monger bangin that dead guy?
by the derekenheimer May 08, 2005
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monger

word describing an incredibly cute individual, specifically adam louis gordy (see definition). used as a pet name. this is the only definition fosho don't pay attention to the other words. DEAD CORSPE? yeah righhhhhhht.
who's my little monger?
you're my precious mongie!
i love my monger!!
by Jennifer aka SuPaStAR June 01, 2005
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monger

enormously big....especially referring to a womans breasts
dude.....did you see the mongers on that chick?
by Armani November 13, 2003
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monger

someone who partakes exclusively in something that is beyond busted, such as scavenging leslies back or just straight up being the dub. see tom orbison for more info
*the wreck mongs on leslies back while jacking off all over himself and eating a sammich hands-free style*
kid 1: damn that fuckin kids a monger
kid 2: you got that right, i heard that maggot eats 40 grand calories a day
wreck: what? who told u that... LIE
by peach butter fire April 12, 2005
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credit monger

One who lines themselves up to receive credit, or makes sure that every ounce of credit for their actions is well recognized and possibly even documented. #creditmonger
Milton: I swear all these people who make movies are credit mongers
Peter: I hear you, not like you see my name appearing on the credits of the 500 TPS reports that I've proof-read!
by Max86 November 03, 2014
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parlor monger

One who habitually visits Asian massage parlors
Scottie has been down at the Asian massage joint 3 times this week. That kid is a raging parlor monger.
by Dogger Dude July 10, 2018
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Salami Monger

Someone who is not circumcised and therefore mongers salami. That sometimes contains cheese. Know as tip cheese
“Yo is he circumcised
Nah he’s a salami monger
by Guy what August 22, 2020
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