super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

marketing monkey

n. A person who works in sales or marketing. Generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. As a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.

"I can't believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!"

by D_anonymous October 12, 2005