military shower 

while in the military, a soldier being scrubbed with a steel wire brush

yo im bleeding. I just got military showered

military shower by mikebazouksi1 February 10, 2008

military sex 

when a brother and sister of two military parents have intercourse

my daughter olivia and my son ethan had military sex while i was at war!!

military sex by love_4332 September 22, 2017

military sizes 

A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.

"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."

military sizes by Supernutbar April 5, 2023

Critical Theory of Military Science

The application of Critical Theory to military science—examining how military knowledge, strategy, and institutions are shaped by power, how they serve state interests, and how they might be transformed. Critical Theory of Military Science asks: Who benefits from military power? How does military science construct enemies and justify violence? What ideologies are embedded in doctrines of deterrence, counterinsurgency, and "just war"? How does the military-industrial complex shape research and development? Drawing on peace studies, postcolonial theory, and critical security studies, it insists that military science is never just technical—it's political, ideological, and deeply embedded in structures of power. Understanding military science requires understanding who it serves and at what cost.

"Military science is just defense strategy, they say. Critical Theory of Military Science asks: defense of whom? Against whom? Defined by whom? The same doctrines that protect some populations enable violence against others. Military science isn't neutral; it's a tool of state power. Critical theory insists on asking: who benefits from this weapon, this strategy, this war?"

Critical Theory of Military Science by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal March 4, 2026

Military Fun Sponge 

A fun sponge in the military is a socially inadequate, humourless & deeply unpopular person who, through a sense of bitter loathing & revenge, sucks all the fun out of everything. Normally calls senior officers ‘sir’ on twitter.

Dude: why don’t we show our human side & engage online?
Military Fun Sponge: all this social media stuff is only a passing fad & has to be boring.

Military Fun Sponge by Bumsnorkler December 3, 2019

Military Grade Shitposting 

1.) shitposting at absurd levels
2.) accidental shitpost among higher up officials

whoever played that 18+ video of Tifa during the senate meeting has balls of steel to do that kind of military grade shitposting

Military Grade Shitposting by EndlessAnomaly January 20, 2022

military hack saw 

While with a chick rub your dick repeatedly on chick's forehead until a red mark appears.

Jorge Gave Mary a Military hack saw while with her the other night.

military hack saw by TheSoupisWonton October 13, 2016