messinger

A complete waste of life; A hack. A follower who tries to lead others down a path of self promotion.

Mike completely fouled up the opportunity, pulled a classic messinger.

by squarebob January 30, 2024

Dawson Metzger

Big ass forehead

Dawson Metzger

has a big forehead and is retardation

by Dawson is gayyy April 18, 2019

Jacob Motsinger

An very smelly and ugly looking human bagel who obsessively desires men.

Quit digging through garbage cans to look for dildos man. You aren’t Jacob Motsinger.

by Msizzy January 6, 2020

Patrick Messinger

A bad manager; Manager with an ego.

Someone without tact.

John pulled a PM the other day.

If Chris wants to act like a Patrick Messinger all year, he’s going to lose his team.

by squarebob February 21, 2024

cole metzger

a cole metzger is a term used for a perfect man. cole metzger’s are the ideal boyfriend / husband. cole metzger’s are perfect, amazing, pretty, sweet, kind, comforting, loving, genuine, smart, and funny. it’s easy to get along with cole metzger. usually, when women find their soulmate, they often can be described as a cole metzger. cole metzger’s are baby girls and shine bright like the morning sun.

“my boyfriend is such a cole metzger”
“you’re so lucky! i wish i had a cole metzger, instead my boyfriend is a john cock…”

by beomics March 16, 2024