melvan

a total geek/nerd/loser who tries to be cool. usually its those annoying ones that want friends, and are in denial about being a LBR (loser beyond repair). or its just a plain geek.

Why is that kid saying he is 1/16 black?
He's trying to be cool.
What a melvan.

by christine757 January 5, 2008

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Melican

A person of Latino decent that picks watermelons in FL.

Oh, shit here come the Melican's again.

Damn, did they even know they make seedless watermelons yet?
Nah, They're just Melicans!

by WendyJFox November 27, 2018

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meliane

Ummm a girl who hates andy bc he’s a dumb slow asian

“Meliane hates andy bc hes annoying and gay asf”

by Shagger blab boop February 16, 2018

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A Melian is a type of chad that despite being female has a massive dong. They create immediate arousal in all humans, primates and some species of anteaters. They do not have a very high IQ and aren't self-aware at all so they will threaten to eat peoples' guts (their favourite food) if you challenge them. The cry of the species sounds like "mimimi".

That girl is such a Melian, I bet she has filled so many Myrmecophaga tridactyla asses!

by BalleBäver69 April 23, 2020

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