Median Surfing

The act of a vehicle uncontrollably maneuvering into a median, often associated with slick road conditions.

Driver: I'm sure this speed is safe.
Passenger: Uh, why are turning sideways?
Driver: Hope you don't mind, I'm just going to practice my median surfing.

by Integer February 10, 2010

Medana

Medana is a tropical paradise in a cold day. She is thin but half of her weight is made by her hair. She is extremely charismatic and can light up the room just with her smile. She has the talent of making people to laugh before saying the joke.

Medana like pineapple.

by Kdrn89 November 22, 2021

Angel Medrano

Angel Medrano’s are know to have some of the fattest dump trucks of an ass. Currently an Angel Medrano holds the world record for the phastest dumpy. No🧢

“Yo is that Angel Medrano, the man with the fattest ass?”

by AngleFromHeaven June 21, 2021

Jonathan Medrano

The definition of Taco Bell, trying to be cultured but made by white people.

“is he hispanic or white?”
- “oh he’s jonathan medrano”

by thedailyminecrafter February 1, 2018

Genetic Median

Used to describe an offspring who inherited from their parents a perfectly balanced phenotypic feature in a certain domain.

Wow, He sure is a genetic median! His father has blonde hair, his mother has red and their child has orange hair!

by myore willhavitte June 5, 2019

Median

To find the median, you gotta find the middle in a sorted list of numbers

"Our median law school numbers aren't a cut-off. Stop asking, dammit"

by TheClef September 10, 2020

Meyan

Magic purple winged cat who like blood, scythes, jewels and candies. She like to draw and cut people. She is the princess of cats, son you can call her "Her Miajesty Meyan, Cat princess" or "O-Meyan-nekohime-chama". She become of a messy world

Kneeing before me! I'm Meyan, the great cat Princess

by Meyan-chama December 17, 2016