Metrowog is a combination of the words Wog and Metrosexual. The term Wog refers to anyone who rejects the teachings of Scientology and chooses instead to live in the 'Real World (a.k.a. Wog-World).' Someone who strives to retain individuality, resists being hypnotized by mass media, and helps others.
The term Metrosexual refers to a straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc.
So, the term Metrowog refers to a man who may enjoy shopping, be refined and cares greatly for his hygiene but also doesn't mind getting outdoors and into tough situations. A Metrowog also resists advertisements and thinks for himself. A Metrowog can survive in both the wilderness and in a famous store during a major sale.
The term Metrosexual refers to a straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc.
So, the term Metrowog refers to a man who may enjoy shopping, be refined and cares greatly for his hygiene but also doesn't mind getting outdoors and into tough situations. A Metrowog also resists advertisements and thinks for himself. A Metrowog can survive in both the wilderness and in a famous store during a major sale.
John is such a Metrowog, he can get in and out of a crowded store just as good as he can find food in the wild.
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A small town in the northeast of England, right next to North Sheilds.
Meadowell stands out from any other town in the North East, this is because it is like someone has taken a chunk out of a third world country like Africa or Afghanistan, and placed it in the UK. Meadowell has many residents, none of which have a job and spend their days sponging off the government. 99.9% of Meadowell residents are inbred. When passing through Meadowell, it is wise to wind up your windows if in a car, or wear body armour if you're on foot or on a bike. On the plus side, Meadowell can be driven through like a Safari Park, looking at all of the strange creatures in their own habitat. Every resident of Meadowell is either a charv, tramp, druggie, prostitute, crack whore, pedophile, violent criminal or all of these examples merged into one.
Meadowell stands out from any other town in the North East, this is because it is like someone has taken a chunk out of a third world country like Africa or Afghanistan, and placed it in the UK. Meadowell has many residents, none of which have a job and spend their days sponging off the government. 99.9% of Meadowell residents are inbred. When passing through Meadowell, it is wise to wind up your windows if in a car, or wear body armour if you're on foot or on a bike. On the plus side, Meadowell can be driven through like a Safari Park, looking at all of the strange creatures in their own habitat. Every resident of Meadowell is either a charv, tramp, druggie, prostitute, crack whore, pedophile, violent criminal or all of these examples merged into one.
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