A safety school in Quebec. Seriously - my dog could get accepted. A degree from McGill means you have the qualification to wipe the shiny asses of graduates from other, better Canadian schools. Speaking of graduates, for the ones McGill the minority are not virgins.
The school's unofficial motto is: when life goes downhill, come to McGill!
If McGill is your only option, kill yourself. Really. Your life is worthless at that point. The colossal waste of money and brain cells will have you wishing you spent more time reading in high school and less time huffing highlighters. My advice to admitted students is to empty a bottle of pain-killers and hope "mornin' don't come".
There is a dark reason why McGill students delude themselves into thinking they're going to a "prestigious" or "good Canadian school". The student body needs to face the facts (and some have) that McGill is a weak public school - shittier than most places like Univerisy of Toronto, Queen's, McMaster, UBC, Waterloo, and nowhere close to any of the top American schools. (By the way, if you ever hear a McGill student compare themselves to an American school, punch them in the face. Stupid motherfucker.) In sum, you fail at life if you go to McGill.
The school's unofficial motto is: when life goes downhill, come to McGill!
If McGill is your only option, kill yourself. Really. Your life is worthless at that point. The colossal waste of money and brain cells will have you wishing you spent more time reading in high school and less time huffing highlighters. My advice to admitted students is to empty a bottle of pain-killers and hope "mornin' don't come".
There is a dark reason why McGill students delude themselves into thinking they're going to a "prestigious" or "good Canadian school". The student body needs to face the facts (and some have) that McGill is a weak public school - shittier than most places like Univerisy of Toronto, Queen's, McMaster, UBC, Waterloo, and nowhere close to any of the top American schools. (By the way, if you ever hear a McGill student compare themselves to an American school, punch them in the face. Stupid motherfucker.) In sum, you fail at life if you go to McGill.
by McGillDouche May 9, 2011
Get the McGill Universitymug. by speakingyogurt399 September 19, 2019
Get the McGill Universitymug. A POS dirt bag that will pretend to be your friend to get close to your girlfriend and try to break you up so they can smash
by Heyyou8798 June 13, 2025
Get the Ryan McGillmug. 
No matter whether the person knows it or not, they have a very attractive relative. This can be anything from a cousin, mother, uncle, and so forth.
Man, I just got back from the family reunion. McGill's Law of Relatives is going strong in my family!
by xelA kebreT September 2, 2010
Get the McGill's Law of Relativesmug. A cheap, run down car with at least one mismatched-colored door, much like the one driven by the namesake character Jimmy McGill in the show Better Call Saul.
Person 1: Why do you keep hanging onto that crappy Jimmy McGill you’ve had since high school?
Person 2: Because I’m more broke than Saul Goodman in 2004.
Person 2: Because I’m more broke than Saul Goodman in 2004.
by Bunny92 May 1, 2023
Get the Jimmy McGillmug. by Skeleton secretary August 25, 2019
Get the Luke McGillmug.