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May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born
Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”
May 5 by ASTRXO August 8, 2021
National Hump Day and Slap ass day
Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5
Today is the day to give a kiss to someone who tells you something beautiful.
Boy: Today you look great!
Girl: kiss

Boy: OMG I have a girlfriend!
Girl: Its May 5
Boy: Oh .. Okay! No problem :)
May 5 by IamShiro April 26, 2019
the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship
yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!
May 5 by anonymous March 31, 2022
This is a day where you prank your teacher. 😻🦶
person 1: is may 5, let’s think of a prank!
person 2: *whisper the idea*

person 1 & person 2: now let’s wait the perfect time to prank! 😝😇
May 5 by Soobin Dolphin April 24, 2022
Confess your feelings to your crush day 🤞🏿❤
Confessing your feelings on may 5
May 5 by May 5 May 4, 2022