May 5

May 5 is throw your small friend day!

"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"

by I srsly don't even know lmao May 4, 2021

May 5

May 5 is the day BAD BITCHES are born

Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 8, 2021

May 5

National Hump Day and Slap ass day

Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5

by Dicksucker Golden91623 May 5, 2019

May 5

May 5th is national send an ass pic day

Person a: hey it’s may 5th here you go *sends ass pic*

Person b: wow thanks this made my day better

by Uhhhhhh hi May 5, 2022

May 5

the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by anonymous March 31, 2022

May 5

Today is the day to give a kiss to someone who tells you something beautiful.

Boy: Today you look great!
Girl: kiss

Boy: OMG I have a girlfriend!
Girl: Its May 5
Boy: Oh .. Okay! No problem :)

by IamShiro April 26, 2019

May 5

This is a day where you prank your teacher. 😻🦶

person 1: is may 5, let’s think of a prank!
person 2: *whisper the idea*

person 1 & person 2: now let’s wait the perfect time to prank! 😝😇

by Soobin Dolphin April 24, 2022