May 5

May 5 is throw your small friend day!

"Hey, why did you throw your friend?!"
"Relax, it's may 5th!"

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Someone’s tries to kill you but it’s may 5th (you’re birthday) “imma BAD BITCH YOU CAN KILL ME”

by ASTRXO August 08, 2021

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Guy: *slaps Girl's ass after he humps her*
Girl: you are lucky it's May 5

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the day the person you’ve been crushing on is finally yours and you last a long time with them in a good relationship

yes it’s may 5!
and? it’s just a day
no, toms, going to ask me out!

by March 31, 2022

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Today is the day to give a kiss to someone who tells you something beautiful.

Boy: Today you look great!
Girl: kiss

Boy: OMG I have a girlfriend!
Girl: Its May 5
Boy: Oh .. Okay! No problem :)

by IamShiro April 27, 2019

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Confess your feelings to your crush day 🤞🏿❤

Confessing your feelings on may 5

by May 5 May 04, 2022

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National be sad day . No matter why . This day you are sad and depressed. Nostalgia just came out so listen to that too

Eslabón Armado released nostalgia on may 5

by Eslabón May 05, 2022

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