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synthetically masculine

initially appearing to have masculine traits such as knowing how to shave, change a car tire, change your oil, or hang a picture frame. To only be ousted as having synthetic masculinity due to a lack of real understanding of how to do these 'basic' tasks as a man. This often stems from someone's mother taking the role of a father figure instilling a level of synthetic masculinity resulting in a base level of confidence until confronted by someone with authentic masculinity.
Jack's mom taught him how to shave his face and shake hands.

On the surface, he appeared to be fine but beneath his fragile shell of masculinity, he knew that he was unable to live up to the standards of what it means to be a 'man' in modern society.

Without a masculine role model, he was raised to be synthetically masculine, resulting in deep fear of not being good enough to be called a man.
by 喾凯 June 16, 2020
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mathculinity

Mathculinity refers to to dominance of masculinity in the areas of problem solving, involving numbers, data, quantity, structure, space, models, etc, to answer questions using the faculties of reason.
Mathculinity has solved many of the math questions we have faced, while rejecting the idea that 2+2=5.
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masculine vagina

Noun: A vagina with a clit so huge that people think that it is a dick. Counterpart of the Feminine Penis.
Ow man, I really wanted to bang Jocelyn but her Masculine vagina is bigger than my dick.
by LovelyCunt666 March 14, 2017
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masculinest

he is A true masculinest
by billy66613420*67 March 19, 2019
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Masculine Syth

A VPS (discord.gg/vgdps) administrator, he is British and stuff.
SonicDMK: "Masculine Syth, you're a femboy."
by VPSyth May 1, 2022
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Masculine Urination

Masculine Urination is peeing very hard to the point that it burns a hole through the toilet like a pressure washer, and then not flushing.
by thickcat3692 May 25, 2022
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Masculine noodles

Instant ramen that is cooked strictly with a heat pack, hand warmer, or MRE heater to the point the noodles are just wet and hard but warm.
He was watching the board game eating his masculine noodles
by cade0mon June 16, 2022
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