mathematician

A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.

Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.

by 0 00 January 8, 2006

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mathematician

the ultimate form of satan.

a mathematician ruined my life.

by Haschwalth June 11, 2016

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mathmagician

one who does man so well it's magical

tim: i can solve any word problem in under 6 seconds

greg: your like a mathmagician

by Slasher McGurk May 26, 2016

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Methamatician

A purveyor of methmatics, usually having a PhD in math or physics. Usually a high school chemistry teacher.

Dayum, Mr Harder one gangsta ass nyukkah. He be doin' dem methmatics all day. He be one hella methamatician nigga.

by The Big Dies October 4, 2010

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MATHEMAGICIAN

somebody who is so fucking incredibly good at math that it begins to get a little retarded.

"Karl" yuh, wassaaaa, why is Quentin such a fucking mathemagician???
"Jacquie" IDK, he is so retarded.
"Karl" IKR

by JINKYT November 4, 2018

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Mathemagicianz13

Supreme ruler of the 9 realms, dictator, overlord, and the one true emperor of humankind. Often regarded as God itself, and credited as the savior of the universe, Tim "mathemagicianz13" Leung knows no wrong. Ruling with an iron fist, his presence brings law, order, and salvation for humankind

Person 1: it can't be...
Person 2: what??
Person 1: that's... The great supreme leader mathemagicianz13
Person 2: NOOOOOOOO

by notvytel October 11, 2024

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