maternication

when a woman goes out on maternity leave but her co-workers don't' get it so think she was on a vacation.

Cross between maternity leave and vacation.

We really missed you around here while you were on maternication.

by Mouse's mom March 5, 2011

masturtickle

To tickle, stroke or caress ones own body.

I was so hungover but my boyfriend wasn’t here so I had to masturtickle.

by Flyingseal October 2, 2017

masterficated

The process of making a section of grocery items in a store so perfect that the sales volume achieved could not be greater.

The store manager masterficated the ice cream and now we are our of product.

by Hometowner July 25, 2020

mastermikybro

A youtuber who cant get many views but gains subs somehow. very strange

wow, its a wild mastermikybro!!!

by jiganyte November 11, 2020

MasterCock

The Big dick bastard that has a cock with a mind of its own. there are times when the mastercock gets what it wants simply because he has decided to reveal himself to the hottest girl in the room and without delay, the owner of the said mastercock is in a bathroom or nearby broom closet with his pants open and that fine girl that no one else can bang is on her knees gagging and loving it.

MasterCock is the one that decides what girl he fucks and what girl he refuses

you may think your dtf but mastercock says she ain't up to standards than an hour later it's rockhard because it has found its target

that closet hotty that you never suspected to be such a dirty little freak.

well the mastercock has spoken and now that fine bitch is chokin on my dick

by AXXLEROD October 10, 2020

masturhickey

A love bite you inflict yourself while being too passionate during masturbation.

"I masturbated the hell of myself yesterday and I was so into it I started kissing my arm and now I have a masturhickey." - Martha

by jasgui December 2, 2020

Maskerick

A limerick on the mixed messages mask wearing is sending to the public, be it as a symbol of political rebellion against the authorities, the selfish attitude by maskholes whose inept leader mocked mask-wearers, or as a protective shield against infection even for vaccinated folks.

A maskerick that was composed in the aftermath of mask myths propagated by some selfish diehard Trumpists or QAnonists is:

Three maskholes-finalists emerged for the ignoble “Maskhole of the Year” award.
Donald J. Trump, Rand Paul, and Ted Cruz from a dirty dozen names put forward.
From the unholy trinity, who refuse to wear a face mask in public out of sheer vanity,
Whose odds are the highest in clinching the notorious prize on this side of eternity?
Wouldn’t it be a surprise if one Trumpublican beats his vain boss for the reward?

by MathPlus April 20, 2021