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massapequa
1. One who kicks the shit out of anyone from dale.

2. One who owns the dale.

3. One who beats the dalers in every sport and takes a fat shit on them.
Oh shit look at that daler get his ass whooped by a massapequa kid.
by anonymous 51111155272628 June 2, 2019
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Massapequa

Consists of 2 main areas, south and north of Merrik road. South of merrick road is soccer moms and the most entitled people ever. North is ok but looks like Detroit compared to the south. Also strangely republican for being in a blue state. One side you can be on a boat in your mansion, the other one you can be getting shanked by a crackhead. Obnoxious people like to rant about all American because, “ I’ve been coming here for 69,0000,00000 years and I travel from China just to come here.”
Dude I just got ran over by a Massapequa mom in a new Escalade, who the hell gave her a license?
by Dale Earnhardt #3 December 3, 2024
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Massapequa Park

Massapequa Park is a quant village located on the south shore of Nassau County, Long Island NY. It is considered by many to be the crown jewel of the Riviera of Long Island. It is part of "the Massapequa's".

Also known as "The Park" by those in the Massapequa area, it is known for its well-kept homes, various amenities and large population of mid-to-upper middle class families.

From the tree-lined streets to the well-kept homes to the plethora of fine dining, waterfront homes, private beaches and shopping available, it is truly one of the nicest areas to live on Long Island. Massapequa Park has some of the best Schools in the entire country. Two of the Elementary schools are in the top 1% bracket in the entire state of NY:

Birch Lane & East Lake Elementary.

Other prestigious blue-ribbon quality schools in the Massapequa Union Free School District #23 include:
Fairfield
Lockhart
Mckenna
Unqua
Berner Middle School
Ames
Massapequa High School

These schools excel athletically and academically. Massapequa SD is known as the powerhouse district on LI when it comes to all sports. And equally excels Academically.

2011 population for the Village is 17,300 with 5,762 households, and 4,932 families residing in the Village. The median income for a household in the CDP was $107,181, and the median income for a family was $116,266. Males had a median income of $77,859 versus $57,016 for females.
Massapequa Park is the crown jewel of the Long Island Riviera.

Best place to live on Long Island=Massapequa Park.

Farmingdale will never be like Massapequa, get over it.
by rivvv January 17, 2011
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massapequa chief

People that are the biggest fags ever that circle jerk all day
by I hate pequa February 3, 2018
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