Therapeutic use of marijuana, intended to ease the suffering of people in terminally sick and dysfunctional relationships. Marital marijuana minimizes adverse reactions to Chronic Spousal Toxicity (CST). While it does not improve the relationship, patients report they just don't care anymore.
"Hey, pal, what happened to your hand?"
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
"I punched a hole in the wall when my wife complained the diamond in her ring is too small."
"That looks painful; you taking anything for it?"
"Yea, my doctor prescribed marital marijuana. My hand still hurts, the hole is still there, my wife is still unhappy... but I really don't give a crap anymore."
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"Hey, are you going to Greg's house to smoke this thursday?" "Yeah, it's going to be a total marijuanathon!!!"
by Smokey McGee October 4, 2005
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Ted: Hey Bobby, you want to come to my christmas party this Friday?
Bobby: Nah dude, I'll be too busy celebrating Marijuanukkah to do much of anything for the next 8 days
Bobby: Nah dude, I'll be too busy celebrating Marijuanukkah to do much of anything for the next 8 days
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Idiot: LOLOLLOL!!111// DUDE I SMOKE SO MUCH POT, AND I LOVE MARIJUANAVILLE FROM JACK BLACK!!
Idiot2: NO U IDIOT ITS DAVID ALEN COE JEEZ WTF(IT'S SPELT DAVID ALLAN COE)
Smart One: You're both complete morons, and smoke entirely too much out of copper pipes, the song is by Mark Eddie!
Idiot2: NO U IDIOT ITS DAVID ALEN COE JEEZ WTF(IT'S SPELT DAVID ALLAN COE)
Smart One: You're both complete morons, and smoke entirely too much out of copper pipes, the song is by Mark Eddie!
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