The day on which on which something divine takes place. It's the kind of day where you wake up and there aren't facebook engineers trying to brainwash you with algorithms. If you drink a lot of fluoride, don't worry about this holiday.
It's March 29, it's 329. Let's fucking go, y'all fucking slow. I'm ready to be free of brainwashing, ready to escape like Shawshank. Ready to do all of the shit that the elite hate.
March 29 is the day when you show your crush this and they have to give you their number or social media so yall are able to talk and send memes to them :)