Lutheran Epiphany 

A great idea or concept that comes to you while you are using the bathroom. Originating from the fact that Martin Luther wrote works while on the toilet.

Last night I was reading a magazine whilst taking a dump, when I had a Lutheran epiphany!

Lutheran Epiphany by Sheikh Issam June 5, 2015

Rockford Lutheran 

An extremely self-righteous organization in the Rockford Area that claims to have the best level of education in a city known for having the shittiest education.

Dude you got the coke?

Yeah I have 2 Keys.

Dude where'd you go to school, Rockford Lutheran? You have 3 keys.

How'd you know?

Rockford Lutheran by Gangbangin December 29, 2011

Crean Lutheran 

A Christian based high school located in South County. Most kids at Crean Lutheran are rejects and losers. But like every school of course it has cool kids too. But just very few of them.

You go to Crean Lutheran?! That one fag school in Irvine?

Crean Lutheran by Chance Freeman April 10, 2011

Letheria 

Quiet, Shy and wants to be loved.
Trys to please everyone only to be shot down.
Has a huge heart but is easily broken.

Letheria gave their heart to me, i wish i could return the favor:/

Letheria by Mrs.Polorific June 19, 2011

Lutheran Style 

A sexual act performed by leaning a woman against a door and nailing her on it. Named after Martin Luther, a religious reformist who expressed his critique of the Catholicism by nailing his 95 thesis to a church door.

When Mary and I got to her house last night, she was so ready we didn't make it into the bedroom. We did it Lutheran style on the bedroom door.

Lutheran Style by pseudonymphomanicdepressive May 25, 2015

Lutheran Bitch

This is any student who attends Lutheran High School. Not necessarily every student is one, however, most show certain qualities. Examples include the inability to mind one's own business, acting five years younger than one's actual age, and is probably a virgin.

Stacy: Oh I'm gonna park here because I can do as I please and I'm not bothering anyone
Jade: HOLY FUCKING SHIT SHE IS TAKING UP 5 PARKING SPOT!!! GET THE COPS!!!!!
Stacy: What a Lutheran Bitch

Lutheran Bitch by jesus4lyf420 June 1, 2018

Redeemer Lutheran 

A private school filled with a lot of kids who have known each other since the fetus stage and if u go there later on u will not be expected as apart of the family. When u go to this school you will meet people that will probably be ur friends till the day u die. We put very good plays that at the same time suck because we don’t have good actors but our costumes and props are fire. You will go in very fancy school trips like to the keys and North Carolina witch are like the best things ever. We also have a dance that’s not that fancy because it’s in our gym but everyone gets over dressed up in it anyway because we usually only get to wear uniforms so we get a little extra when we get to something else. Not to mention if u where here around 2016 u got to witness them paint are whole ass school the color of snot

Public school kid: where do u go to school
Private school kid: redeemer Lutheran

Public school kid: eww tf , u went to private school, where is that

Redeemer Lutheran by KoolKidsNeverDie June 2, 2019