LQTM

'Laughing quietly to myself'. An honest alternative to lol. Popularized by US comedian Demetri Martin.

White Boy A says: he was all up in my grill!!
White Boy B says: lqtm

by Kahno July 11, 2007

lqtms

Laugh quietly to myself. Founded by Demetri Martin.

Demitri Martin, "Lol's are just over rated. I always type 'lqtms'. Its more honest anyway."

by allatropic February 10, 2007

lqtms

aol instant messenger/text message abbreviation for "laugh quietly to my self". used instead of lol, meaning "laugh out loud".

-jim: (insert joke here)
-john:lqtms

by b2j August 25, 2008

LQTM

A term coined by Demetri Martin a stand up comedian. Its his form of LOL since he never has laughed out loud at his computer, he just LQTM or laughs quietly to myself.

That is pretty funny loll.
LQTM

by Usul July 11, 2007

LQTM

Laughing quietly to myself.

Tina: LOL, you're so funny.
Rachel: LQTM, I know, I know.
Tina: WTF is LQTM?
Rachel: Laughing quietly to myself. I tend to be more truthful than others.

Tina: ...

by kittenwalks February 27, 2010

LQTM

"Laughing quietly to myself"
A variation of LOL, used to seem witty and realistic.

Bob: Did you see that Youtube video I sent you earlier?
Walter: Yeah, lqtm.

by Rabees May 22, 2010

lqtms

laughing quietly to myself

i was lqtms instead of laughing out loud (lol)

by Lenny and Marissa January 18, 2009