Lonk

Also known as "The Hero of Pennsylvania". Lonk is one of the many incarnations of Link. Cannonically speaking, lonk is the strongest and most powerful Link just by his ability to kill enemies with only throwing them off camera. The rest of his powers are a mistery, but it is said that he even hid the triforce inside a chest offscreen so ganon would die if he tried to get it.

"Lonk is the most powerful Link"

-Shigeru Miyamoto

by Heroofpennsylvania July 27, 2019

lonk

some dumb memespelling of link. nintendo, YA DONE F**KED UP.

LOnk is mad because all teh games have zilda in the title. BUT NOT LONK.

by lonkboi-ish November 09, 2019

Lonk

Derived From "Longth"

Lonk is the name for your penis regardless of it's size.

She's gonna get the full Lonk mate.

Hey baby you think you can fit this lonk in your mouth?

by Longth November 28, 2018

Lonk

Term for a wrong or not working nternet link. Used in place of, "sorry, wrong link."

Oops, lonk, try this link instead.
"Click here to register," said Dan. "Lonk," replied Erica. "Sorry, here's the updated link."

by OnlyWonderwall August 12, 2023

Lonk

'Lonk' is a misspell of link, this happens because the letter 'i' is just beside the letter 'o' in the normal QWERTY keyboard.

Person A: Hey guys, what's the lonk for Math class?
Person B: Lonk?
Person A: *link

by PleaseDon'tKillMe7 May 11, 2021

lonk

when you mean to type "link" but instead, you type "lonk"

Where'd the lonk for the zoom call?

by kglonk1234 July 10, 2020

Lonk

A famous Mii made by some random guy on the Internet.

Guy 1: I call Link!
Guy 2:I'm Young Link!
Guy 3: And I'm Toon Link, so Guy 4 is Lonk.
Guy 4: But I'm ALWAYS Lonk!

by TheCookieGuy February 13, 2019