fizzle my lizzle

1. Fizzle my Lizzle: bastardization of "F*** my Life," most commonly used by wanna-be gangsters or nerds making a really bad joke.
2. A way of saying "my life is fucked," "I hate my life," "The world is cruel," and "Alas, earwax."

Also, Fizzle mah Lizzle, Fo'Shizzle my Lizzle, Shizzle my Lizzle, Drizzle my Pizzle (I don't get it either).

1. "Today, I realized I have never read a true FML. Fizzle my Lizzle."
2. As Dumbledore realized that he had again eaten an earwax-flavoured jelly bean, he exclaimed "Fizzle mah Lizzle!"

by tehsalsa November 18, 2009

lizzles

The most beautiful and elegant creature to ever grace the face of planet Earth. With her undying love and loyalty, she can vanquish all potential sadness in those she considers friends. To have a Lizzles in your life is to have a life marked by completion and total and supreme happiness and the hands of an unrelenting universe. Lizzles is perhaps the most valuable resource in human history, and her existence is the eventual outcome of all things holy and beautiful in the universe. Named after the lost Greek goddess of supreme beauty.

Person 1: Damn, did you see that girl walk by?
Person 2: Yeah my friend says she’s a total Lizzles.
Person 1: damn you should date her or marry her.
Person 2: I can’t man, she’s already dating Vikram

by FriendlyGuy42 July 21, 2021

Lizzrer

When you are a rizzler but specifically for the Lizzy character from Murder Drones.

My friend is such a Lizzrer

by Msman2 April 7, 2024

Lizzley

Lizzley means cute, you can use this word by calling something/one cute. (This can be used In any language.)

(Looking at the bird) Lizzley!
Lizzley dog!

by zarganamurat May 19, 2024

Lo Lizzle

For a man that is in a relationship and still have multiple sex partners.

There he goes on a lo lizzle

by OneNonlyRaeRida44 November 16, 2022