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Mexican lawnmower

A Mexican lawnmower is when you insert anal beads into a women’s anus, leave it few days, and then rip them out (like pulling the cord to a lawnmower) releasing a fountain of feces all over the walls.
Hey baby, wanna do a Mexican lawnmower tonight hun?
by Youareverygayandretarted July 28, 2020
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Russian lawnmower

When you use a lawnmower to jack off but your pubic hairs get caught in it
Mexicans decided to tryout the Russian lawnmower and it worked out great
by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017
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Staten Island Lawnmower

when a girl jerks you off and pulls so hard on your dick that it looks like she's trying to start a lawn mower
Suzie gave good head but when she went to jack me off, she gave me the ole Staten Island Lawnmower
by snoogans213 February 27, 2011
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BULLHEAD CITY LAWNMOWER

An artistic expression of releaving flatulence. Named after the desert landscape of Bullhead City, AZ, the bullhead city lawnmower allows you to impress your friends and perfect strangers by getting into the 3 point stance and pretend to start up a lawnmower. Time it perfectly so you rip a fart while pulling the lawnmower cord. This position allows for optimal flatulence volume and is an instant crowd pleaser.
To liven up the lame party, Eric stood on the dining room table and ripped a Bullhead City Lawnmower.
by Eric Lind November 20, 2007
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Angry Lawnmower

When you're fucking a girl doggy style and you pull her arms out from underneath her so her face is flat on the ground. You continue to thrust against her and, using her arms to direct her, move her forward like you are mowing a lawn.
"My boyfriend gave me an angry lawnmower last night and now my cheek hurts."

"I lawnmowered my girlfriend last night towards the beer."
by DFarese February 5, 2009
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raped by a lawnmower

Because Hudson started going out with a hipster chick, he decided to get a new haircut to impress her. He now looks as if he's been raped by a lawnmower.
by Charles Dunbar September 20, 2010
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lawnmooer

Any member of the cow species. Cattle—colloquially cows—are the most common type of large domesticated ungulates. They are a prominent modern member of the subfamily Bovinae, are the most widespread species of the genus Bos, and are most commonly classified collectively as Bos taurus.
Adding a “s” to the end makes it plural & so on.
Look at all of those lawnmooers grazing in the pastures !
Oh , I get it ! They keep the pastures cut down .
by TweekaleE April 26, 2019
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