Releasing the Kraken

An epic dump (shit).

"Where's Bob?"

"He had too much of the Mexican food last night so he's releasing the Kraken in the bathroom."

Releasing the Kraken by SafeHouse March 31, 2010

Ashley Krakauer 

He is just the nicest kid i know he is fucken modest about everything he does, his abillty to include everyone in everything he does is amazing, he dosent really rake poon but he loves to think he does, he always says to the boys that he got in but really he only got fresh hooks once in his life.
Overall he is a nice kid and he will play AFL (if he grows!!)

"Fuck that kid is hopeless"
"Yeah hes a bit of an Ashley Krakauer"

Ashley Krakauer by P.S:POONSLAYER68+1 September 29, 2011

krakus 

A Krakus is a creature that looks like a giant praying mantis. It feasts on humans and when it eats one, embers rain from the sky in a somewhat festive manner. The Krakus can be heard from miles around, and possesses an unmistakable call. "REAAAAAAAAAWWHHHHHHHH" They usually come out during the night, and live above the clouds, flying, and never resting.

Look out! It's a Krakus! "REAAAAWWHH!"

krakus by Ryan Fiske May 15, 2008

krakow 

The most beautiful city in Poland. Also, the former capitol of Poland. It was the year's 2000 - Millennium Town of Culture and it has great restaurants, castles, bars, pubs, clubs, sights, etc... Big plus is that this city is located in Poland, what provides tourists with Polish girls - yes, they are that Hot!

- Where are we going for spring break this year? Cancun?
- Man, forget about that! Lets go to Krakow! They have the best parties there, plus we can meet all the Hot Polish Chicks!
- Im in!

krakow by nyna191 November 13, 2007

Josephi Krakowski 

Some stupid polish guy

IT's me Josephi Krakowski with flex tape

Josephi Krakowski by Josephi Krakowski v2 October 13, 2018

krakt 

1. Any type of drug dependancy leading you to step beyond the boundries of self control into retardment.
2. To be on illegal drugs especially coke or crack. Too much alcohol will also do the trick.
3. The state you feel in after you act like a crack head.

"I am writing this because I am krakt!"

krakt by Carlitos A.G. October 8, 2004

krakauer

Q: Would you rope up with Jon Krakauer?
A: Only if he leads so he can't stab me in the back.

Definition: backstabber, hatchet job in media

Did you see that dude get krakauered on the news last night? Man, what a hachet job!

krakauer by snowleopard1957 November 6, 2013