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The Kirby Dance

The Kirby Dance, is to this day, the single greatest emote known to man. It spans from texting, to mesaging, and AIM. But the orgins of such a powerful emote seems to be from the MMORPG World of Warcraft, and Mr. Rogers (Some legends say that Mr Rogers had this as one of his many gruesome tattos during his tour in vietnam). Although it appears to be nothing more than a simple emote, such as
:D
XD

:-P

It actually has a much more indepth purpose. It is, by most, to be the single most amazing way to spark a conversation. Also, legends say that one who can acutally perform this emote in real life using their body, could be endowed with inmortality, and unlimited wealth. Of course, no human could possibly mimic the Kirby Dance.

Except for Chuck Norris, Mr. T, and Kimbo Slice.

The Kirby Dance emote looks like this

<(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
Tom:Hey guys whats up?
Kerra789: N2m chatting how bout you
Tom: bout the same lolz. so you guys set for friday
Jacob1000: yeah bro i am. Hey whens leroy comin back?
XxstevenxX: who knows he said he had a phonecall
LEROYLOLZ: <(*.*<)(^*.*^)(>*.*)>
Tom: wtf is that?
Kerra789: o.o
XxstevenxX: im going to kill myself now. bye

XxstevenxX is offline

LEROYLOLZ: FUCK YEAH!!! All hail The Kirby Dance!
by MrSnorlax September 19, 2009
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kirk-lover

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"My website overrunneth with Capt. Kirk-lovers. Nerds!"
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Kirk Weiler is so sexy!
*you lose your girlfriend to the wrath of Kirk Weiler*
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Girly Kinky Syndrome

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If you have Girly Kinky Syndrome then it's normal because you're into girls!
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Kirby

Bitch really?
THAT'S THE NAME YOU SHOULD KNOW
HE'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW
HE'S GOT MAXIMUM PINK
Dick: Kirby is a game for kids.
Kirby Fan: Boy, you've seen nothing.
*Shows a picture of Zero (a fucking eyeball) bleeding*
This shit's for kids?
by AAGuy March 4, 2019
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Kirk Construct

A situation presented for the express purpose of discussion intended to highlight flaws in the idea and evolve it while exposing the moral values of the individuals involved.

The parameters of said argument constantly evolve and change with the will of the originator, thus creating an ever fluctuating topic.
"What would you do if ten naked lesbian vampires came into your room and wanted to rape you?"

"I'd leave."

"No, you can't, the door is locked."

"I'd jump out the window."

"That's sealed shut."

"Die happy."
by Dæmonite September 17, 2003
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Kirby

Down + B.
Kirby pressed Down and B.
by Skelecool January 29, 2019
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