Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022

kinder suprise

A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.

What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!

by Dermit July 22, 2006

KINDER SUPRISE

A black female giving birth to an albino child

Midwife of Indian maternity ward: FML another day of KINDER SUPRISE chaos!

by RUDE-BUT-FAMOUS September 4, 2021

Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023

Kindersuprise

Kindersuprise is when someone's out there or otg.

The Kahi was a kindersuprise Lastnight aye bro 1 minit algoods Nek minnit jake the miss.

by LADYPAC June 29, 2022