Kiloshit 

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The art of weighing oneself first thing in the morning both before and after taking a morning dump. Once the weight reduction recorded exceeds 2.2lbs you have successfully achieved a kiloshit.

“Have you lost weight?
Not really, i did have a kiloshit this morning tho!”
"Whoa bro, i didn't sleep too well last night, woke up and took a Kiloshit!

"You have a spring in your step this morning,
Yea, i woke up and took a kiloshit"

Kiloshit by AidyHD December 9, 2023

Kilories

Short word for Kilo Calories

I have burned 270 kilories on the treadmill today

Kilories by Sukoshy January 14, 2026

Azuma Kiyohiko 

Authour of the world’s greatest mangas, Azumanga Daioh and Yotsuba&! (plus some other stuff that no one cares about for some reason).

Sarah: Hey, who’s your favourite mangaka?
Jayden: I love Azuma Kiyohiko so much. Thank you for creating the world’s greatest pieces of literature, he is far above authours such as Hemingway, Steinbeck, Dostoevsky.

Sarah: Yeah you’re a fucking loser dude.

Azuma Kiyohiko by ZzZzZz637 April 10, 2024