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Kerne

one of the most amazing guys you'll ever meet.
he's nice, fun, but has a mysterious charm to him that makes you want to know more about him.
he is not one to cry or show any weaknesses.
he's one of the true friends that you will probly have for a long time. he is usually very energetic. he loves to party and live life to its fullest. he'll always be there for you when you are falling apart, and he'll never let you down. you'll never be awkward around him, because he's a very easy person to talk to. once you meet him, you can't forget him.
Kerne, you're such an easy person to talk to!
by mmee112233 September 9, 2010
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Burnt Kernel

When a guy shits in a girls hand and then she jacks him off with his own shit for lube
Hey kip sorry about the bed sheets and the smell i couldnt find the lube so jill had to give me a burnt kernel
by Sharpoon September 28, 2009
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close to the kernel

Adjective. The term is used to indicate that someone or something has a nerd or geek-like quality. It is also used by geeks to describe other, more hard-core geeks. It's connotation may be positive or negative depending on tone.

The term comes from the software industry, where kernel programming is among the most technically involved. From an informal standpoint, the more connected people are with kernel software, the higher the chances are of them being geek-like.
John is always talking about role-playing games on his computer - he's close to the kernel.
by Juan Carlos Jimenez July 23, 2007
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Karine

French or Armenian origins meaning "Pure" or "Beloved Friend". Russian version is "Karina" and German version is "Karen". It is pronounced either "KE-REN" or "KA-REEN". Come to mean a quirky dark comedy-esque eccentric girl because of popular famous "Karines" in media.
Karine Gambier - European adult film star
Karrine Steffans - The Vixen Diaries author

Karine Polwart - Scottish Folk music singer
Karine Minzon Wilson - Brazilian fashion designer
Karine Ruby - French Olympic champion snowboarder
by ClareJ June 16, 2009
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Kernel

A variation of the military title "colonel", basically meaning an individual, ex-military or civilian with too much ego with little or no experience to match, elevated to a position that screws everything (and everybody) up. Notoriously bad for business and customers. The term is especially used in the aviation industry.
The flight with hundreds of passengers was cancelled because the Kernel couldn't comprehend the piece of plastic trim on the window of row 22 didn't affect safety of flight issues and could, indeed continue.
by ponderpoint June 14, 2011
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Kyrine

by Kyrine January 17, 2015
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Kernel Skum

Is a term used after eating a big bag of Orville Redenbacher popcorn, when all the kernels that did not pop mix in with the leftover crumbs of popcorn that your body needs to eat because your still hungry, but instead pick up the kernel and bite and get pissed off so you throw it away.
"Bill for fuck sakes don't eat all the popcorn! Save me some I don't want none of that kernel skum."
by yeeson March 11, 2009
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