keister discharge

during the process of anal sex the women's shit oozes out of the side walls while penis is still inserted in the anus.

JAKE was crying when he found out that his aunt gave me a keister discharge.

by er0315 May 24, 2005

keistered a peacock

For someone to keep something that everyone wants till the novelty wears off then brings it out.

eli held on to the peach snaps all night till everyone was over drinking then pulls it out "oh he just keistered a peacock"

by Cornelius roundtable January 8, 2017

Keister Punch

v.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.

I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!

by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009

easter keister

When the Church puts a limit on how many eggs you can find in the egg hunt so you have to improvise

Bro they only let us find 5 eggs each so I had to Easter Keister like 15 of them.

by Dcmarvel nerd February 6, 2018

Keister For Easter

When a man gives anal sex to a woman On easter, Put it in the Keister for Easter

"baby, after the egg hunt can I put it in the keister for easter?"

by THE GNAR!!!!!!!!! March 31, 2009

keister weed

Pot that's smells like ass

Wtf bro, did u just poop that out? I'm down to keister weed. Gov.don't know how to grow it anyways! Sry bunch of dum chicks.

by Busta Burk September 8, 2016

Keistering College

Where those whose seek to learn to keister professionally go. Also known as prison.

DrPhil- Man sure is quiet around here with Gregor gone.
Krystola- His ass needs to go to keistering College(secretly shes thinking I hope he gets home soon)
DrPhil- Damn! Really?

by Princess Weirdo February 16, 2022