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kashmir rashmir

An unfortunate condition contracted through poorly orchestrated and unsafe sexual encounters. Excessive laughter and unusual tickling sensations are common, which occur shortly before the all over body rash and sudden landslide of nose from subjects face. Common after a clumsy bangalore monkey butler phi phi starfish or phuket phive.
A: Whoah man, what happened to your face?

B: Yeah... we tried the phuket phive last night... seems Jenny had the kashmir rashmir.

A: That explains the face mask.

B: I just thought she was into Silence Of the Lambs...
by rardcore May 1, 2010
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Ranesh Kashmiri

Hunt him down for a cookie
by Ranesh. June 7, 2021
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Kashmieioi

The result of hitting random buttons on a phone to send a random text message.
A: Did u text me? I think u sent me a Kashmieioi
B: No I didn't. You must have sent it yourself.
by Fries Obscureeeee =] April 4, 2009
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Kashmira

The coolest female you will ever meet. She is hilarious, dope AF and cooler than yo mamma. Anyone who meets her will automatically enjoy her company because she is that cool. If you know a Kashmira, never let her go even if you know her through a friend. She will change your life because that's what Kashmira's do. Don't regret.

She is funny, outgoing, crazy, hilarious, pretty and confident.
She is better than ANY CHAD ever created.
She makes Chad's sad because they wish they could be like her.
Do not compare a Kashmira to a Chad, she will always win.
Kashmira is better. Remember that!
Wow is that a Chad ? No its a Kashmira !
by That girl Heather November 22, 2021
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kashmi

Kashmi named girls are incredible they can be at the same timw hot

They are pretty

Love with food

Good in freindship

And a niciest girlfriend ever
In love she can be your mother,bestfrnd

She is sensitive and kindest girl

If she is in trouble then also others will be her first priority

Meaning of kashmi is "goddess of luck "
Guy -My girls frnd is the best she can do anything for me

His frnds - then I must be kashmi

Whom we all are crushing
by Di*k November 23, 2021
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Mass Kashit

When you are in math class with diarrhea, say you need to go to the bathroom, if they say no, kashit your pants, if they say yes, pretend not to make it to the toilet and shit your pants again. This works well if you want a sick day or to skip class. The only downside is the shit-stained underwear.
Angel: Sarah are you ok?
Sarah: No I had a mass kashit today
Angel: oh im sorry! Get well soon!
by Mass katoot 🤡 September 21, 2019
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Kashmir_Z

Kashmir_Z was born 2000 years ago on another planet, he slipped through time and came to the year of 1999 and he ate flowers for lunch... this sent him crazy... when he awoke from his haze he was in his room with a nintendo controller in his hand... when he looked up again it was glowing blue and he kenw.. oh .. he knew he WAS WAS INDEED THE COOLEST! MOTHER FUCKER EVER BORN!?!
- Also a hardcore gamer who lives on teh web and pwnz games .. you choose.
kashmirz@gmail.com
kashmirzv@hotmail.com
Xfire: KashmirZ
Ts: 195.20.109.14:8787
...www.purepwnage.com
Hey do you know Kashmir_Z ? Yes
by thewalkindude December 10, 2008
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