The shituation that develops within one hour of eating a full bowl of Kashi brand cereal. It starts with a small rumble and progresses quickly to an imminent explosion.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
Those eating Kashi should ensure proximity to an appropriate facility to safely detonate the bomb.
The following takes place 30 minutes into carpooling.
Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."
Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.
Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
Bill: "Bob, my wife fixed me a huge bowl of that Kashi stuff this morning. You know that thing about 7 whole grains? Well, I've figured out the mission they were on."
Bob swerves immediately to the right, headed to the nearest gas station.
Bob: "No sweat. Just don't let that Kashi Bomb detonate on my new leather seats."
by punchodex July 17, 2012
Get the Kashi Bomb mug.Twitter slang or dialect that with read aloud sounds like "cause she cuckoo" which is its actual meaning.
"Girl, she's one bold bitch for pretending to be friends with a married couple, when she actually is trying to steal the husband"
"Umm, kashicuckoo!"
"Umm, kashicuckoo!"
by ProfessorOtter June 30, 2020
Get the KashiCuckoo mug.A Kashish is a very beautiful, nice and did i say beautiful girl. Every guy wants to know a kashish because she is the best person to be around with. She doesn't make conversations awkward and so many people have crush on her. She has a really great body and her hair is the most gorgeous feature. Her name literally means attraction and she attracts all the guys.
by Incelturtle June 7, 2020
Get the kashish mug.1. A territory between India and Pakistan, the subject of international dispute between the two countries.
2. One of Led Zeppelin's better songs. In fact, Robert Plant was nowhere near Kashmir when he wrote the lyrics to this. He was actually a continent away in Africa - driving through the desert in Morocco!
2. One of Led Zeppelin's better songs. In fact, Robert Plant was nowhere near Kashmir when he wrote the lyrics to this. He was actually a continent away in Africa - driving through the desert in Morocco!
by Dr Pinch May 2, 2005
Get the kashmir mug.A shallow race-baiting, narcissist who thinks they know better than everyone else. They will belittle, name-call & mock anyone who dares disagree with their opinion, they're also a compulsive liar. Despite their massive ego they cannot take a lick of criticism without throwing a temper tantrum & deleting comments. They have the mental maturity of a 5 year old despite being a full-grown adult...
KashimusPrime? That shallow narcissist...
by TotoBro February 15, 2021
Get the KashimusPrime mug.A beautiful , talented , amazing girl! She is very intelligent. Anything she wants , she can do. She is very unique and open-minded. She is sensitive, so treat her with care! If you ever meet a Kashyra, be nice because she's very fiesty.
by iamKween May 15, 2018
Get the Kashyra mug.A beautiful girl who deserves to be treated like a princess, she is gorgeous and has great qualities. She lives an expensive lifestyle and should therefore be continuously pampered and treated wherever she goes. Kashifah is amazing, like no other. A strong girl, beautiful as well as powerful and most of all she is strong willed and can do anything with her intelligent mind.
A princess gets, what a princess wants. And that’s what Kashifah deserves.
A princess gets, what a princess wants. And that’s what Kashifah deserves.
“Kashifah is such a princess”
by Describer of the belle July 31, 2019
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